1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Things could get very complicated when children were involved." - Under the Skin by Michel Faber

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What are you touching?
A drawing of a Ford Fiesta that I did for my boyfriend that's mounted on a canvas.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Not entirely sure on this one... Possibly This Morning...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
18:10

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
18:14

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My clock ticking and everyone speaking downstairs

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 4-ish... Helping my mum take the horses in

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The Insignia VXR Sports Tourer that I'm currently working on in photoshop

9. What are you wearing?
Jeans, t-shirt, hoodie, bodywarmer and my jacket... I'm cold, okay!

11. When did you last laugh?
At our big fluffy ginger cat rugby tackling our jack russell

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters of cars and bands, also a few drawings and photos of mine

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Don't think so... but I'm so used to weird things I probably don't notice them anymore

14. What do you think of this quiz?
*shrugs*

15. What is the last film you saw?
Ali G Indahouse

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A mk3 Ford Capri, and a house for me and my boyfriend... and anything he wanted

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have about 20 ducks and 6 chickens

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make people realise that global warming is a myth... It's happening anyways! If it wasn't, there would still be ice and mammoths everywhere...

19. Do you like to dance?
Umm... That's a no...

20. George Bush:
Idiot

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Do I have to answer this one? I don't want children...

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Stop with the children questions!!!

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
... yes...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"You're not actually dead..."